The Militant is Still Stuck in 2007!!!!

While the lot of you are back to work, are already using the numbers "2008" on your checks and are going to be watching coverage of the Iowa Caucuses tonight, the Militant is...how does he explain this...he is still stuck in 2007.

It all started New Year's Eve night, which for the Militant, is still tonight, as the Militant's operatives counted down the seconds, after the countdown went down to "1," suddenly everyone vanished and it was Dec 31st again. It's like that movie "Groundhog Day," but worse. Well, not that worse, since the Militant has been having a New Year's Eve party (well the same one) for the past two nights. Which is cool, but the same stuff keeps happening. So let the Militant know how things are going there in 2008, he eventually wants to cross over to the future (or the present, for you guys). Oh this isn't good...