Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Cosmetic Surgery Capital of America? Yeah Right.

Ask anyone where the Cosemetic Surgery Capital of America is, and you'll hear "L.A." before you even reach the second syllable of "Capital." Right?

But Men's Health Magazine recently ranked the top metropoli in the United States in terms of cosmetic surgery, botox applicatiions and cosmetic dentists. The number one city? It's in California alright, but you wouldn't have the foggiest idea where. The Militant will just hold that answer at bay. Okay, okay, here's a clue: It's famous for its bridges, and probably now those bridges might have to deal with the ones on people's noses.

And where does Los Angeles rank? No lie - click it on the map yourself - Number 48.

6 comments:

Angeleno Joe Lee said...

Hah! Awesome! Glad to see you back, bro!

bgfa said...

This is really funny. Especially because #1 is San Francisco. I mean that is freaking hysterical. I sent it to all the smug assholes I know up there.

Abby said...

It just goes to show that sometimes perceptions can be way off! I've recently had some Cosmetic Surgery Birmingham but I was considering Los Angeles for that reason. What's more amusing is that their prices and subsequently plastic surgeons salaries are higher. The Hollywood effect I think.

Michelle M said...

That picture of a girl with half her face getting liquified is rather funny.

Jenny said...

You mean San Francisco? I was thinking it should be Hollywood. That's where all people who had cosmetic surgery hang out.

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dental consulting said...

The answer I think is San Francisco. The bridge gave it away.