OMG! Federated is having a totally rad Labor Day Sale!!! This weekend only! Prices have been SLASHED! The Militant's gonna get himself a Fisher cassette boom box and a Sanyo Beta VCR!!! Maybe even a Sony Walkman too! Perhaps the Militant will even have a chance to upgrade to an Atari 800 so he can write his blog posts on it. Hey, wait a minute... what's a blog? That kinda sounds, like, grody.
(For all you natives or longtime residents, Fred Rated needs no introduction. Enjoy and have a Happy Labor Dabor, everyone...)